Well then we may have to special order it to be large enough for all of this.

[Seriously how long are you like this Atem?

And then...suddenly a thought occurs to him and he snorts. Super attractive, right? But look sometimes you have a funny thought and you can't help it!]

...W-what if you just...went into the skull through one eye and came out the other? That would be like something out of a Halloween-themed haunted house. Or even better, just slither out of the mouth.

[Creepy. Spooky.

...This poor cabbie needs a good tip.]