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<PLAYER1> If you're looking for someone you knew as Yugi before June, you've found him! It's Atem, leave a message.
 
 
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tybolt might actually have the jaw strength to devour a bone-in steak without slowing down, but Steve doesn't personally believe he's smart enough not to choke. The end result is a dish full of bloody chunks that are presumably bite-sized for something.

When questioned about that something, Steve manages a slight grin, waving for Atem to walk with him down the back corridor.
]

I think it's funner if I don't tell you.

[ They come to a door that's been labeled very tentatively—as in penned on a sheet of notebook paper tentatively.

"TYBOLT."

Still not very descriptive.

This used to be a spare room for storage. But, as of the day Riley called it quits on being a single mother of two, it's been cleared out and turned into a state of the art Tybolt-suite. Stepping inside, Steve hits the light switch, illuminating several things that could pass for toys for a big dog and several other things that look like scratching boards wound in heavy-duty rope. And sitting cozy in the midst of it all is a creature with rounded ears, stout limbs, and golden fur. The head whips around to face them, fang-filled mouth yawning open.

And it squeaks.
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Edited 2021-09-07 17:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-07 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, the climate conundrum isn't even scratching the surface. ]

They're super not.

[ Even before Steve kneels to place the food down, Tybolt is up, ambling forward on big, awkward cub feet he'll never grow into— for reasons Steve is getting around to disclosing. He must be starving if his suspicions about the task board are correct. If not, well... happy birthday Tybolt. ]

Plus this one's been the same size since— [ He squints one eye, trying to squeeze the statistic from his brain. ] December, of last year? He belonged to a friend of mine, and her family had something to do with lions? I'm fuzzy on the details.
Edited 2021-09-07 18:40 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-08 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yep, that would be her.

Any bad habits Tybolt has now should be blamed on the original owner, and definitely not the massive amount of guesswork the Poundmates team had to do to figure out how to take care of an animal that doesn't exist in this universe.
]

That would be my guess.

[ Setting his hands on his hips, Steve watches Tybolt dig into his meal, his short muzzle becoming stained with blood. Don't be fooled, this is the most like a fierce, wild predator he ever looks. ]

Doesn't stop him from eating a ton, though.
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-08 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Steve sighs a bit, because that is the reality. The best they can do is take him on walks in the exercise yard and let him socialize with the dogs under close supervision. The shelter isn't the Serengeti, or even a zoo.

He meant a lot to Cersei, and by extension a lot to Riley, who tried to look after him when the former disappeared. And for all of the above reasons, he can't just let anyone come in here and take him off their hands.
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Oh, yeah, no, you can pet him if you want.

[ He gestures at the preoccupied cub. ]

Obviously mind the claws if you play with him. [... ] And the tongue, if he tries to lick you. I had a bunch of red, tongue-shaped spots on my arm for days, once, when he decided I needed a bath.

[ Giorno recently informed him that a fully grown lion's tongue can lick the skin off an antelope. ]
Edited 2021-09-08 15:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Riley and I haven't... really discussed it. [ Steve rubs the back of his neck. ] We're gonna have to eventually, but there's a couple problems with that. Like, what if Cers comes back?

[ Meanwhile, Tybolt does no such thing as snap! Specifically, he does nothing except continue to happily chomp up his steak bits as Atem cautiously closes in for the haunch stroke. He is very, very tame it seems. ]

Actually, knowing her, if she did, and we had to tell her we gave her lion away to a zoo, she'd probably make it our responsibility to break in and deliver him back to her doorstep.

[ He's trying to make a little light of it, but it's easy for him to slip into sounding bummed in his current state. People randomly disappear, and then, sometimes, just as randomly show back up according to hearsay, but he's personally only witnessed the former. ]
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Reflexively, Tybolt's ear flicks a couple times on the off chance that Atem's hand is a bug trying to land on him. Otherwise, he still seems okay with what's going on! As the last of the meat is polished off by the cub, he languidly turns to look at Atem while licking his bloody little face. ]

She let him romp around the house she was staying at.

[ It's pretty clear what else is concerning Atem about this setup. ]

He gets to leave this room, but only when someone's watching him. [ Steve's lips go wry. ] Because he's a lion, y'know?
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-10 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Steve expected "aw, cute," but Atem—Atem's actually taking the time to look at this from all angles. Sympathy: offered. His struggle: seen, and so this tired shelter worker is feeling amenable by the time they've circled back around to "aw, cute." ]

Normally, I'd say absolutely not, but you're a monster so— [ Worst case scenario, the fog will fix him up. ] I'll let you in on a secret.

[ Steve stoops to scoop up the lion in question, as he'd watched Cersei do a couple dozen times before. Tybolt's paws just sort of dangle unthreateningly as he curiously surveys his surroundings from his new, pooka-height vantage point. After a moment, Steve steps closer to Atem in order to transfer Tybolt into his arms. ]

It's like looking at Big Sven's estranged cousin from Africa, isn't it?

[ Word can't get around, though, or all the staff would come in here wanting to try this out. ]
Edited 2021-09-10 17:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-17 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a little like looking back in time, too.

Along with everything going on with Atem's face, he recognizes the same clipped ability to speak from the last cuteness overload he had underneath this roof.

Steve decides he can put off collecting the bowl and cleaning up the drips of blood Tybolt left on the tile for now, instead crossing his arms and watching the scene unfold. It's as distracting as throwing himself at chores, if not more-so; moments like these are always worth committing to memory.

A small smile creeps up one cheek.
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Wish I had a camera.
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-17 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Picturing said flying lion successfully eases the other side of his mouth up the other cheek.

It's frustrating, though, thinking of how in order to obtain that shot, his only options are the craptacular cameras built into the laptops, or something that's bulky, hard to use, and can only produce photographs that look like something out of an old horror movie. He doesn't want gloomy, and he definitely doesn't want crappy.

He was never the guy who brought out the polaroid, because half of what they spit out always wound up blurry or some kind of unflattering. But right now, he'd give up his paycheck for a hundred indistinct messes if it got him one good picture.
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I'm serious.

[ While Atem's dodging lion tongues at 500x speed, Steve still hasn't dropped the subject. ]

I wanna test that out sometime.
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-18 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it's official, just hold that thought until I- ...Well, if I find somebody using their camera for evil, I could shake 'em down. I've still got a bone to pick with a few of those guys from April.

[ For harassing Riley, and probably other girls, too.

Resurfacing from his thoughts, Steve tilts his head at Tybolt, who... all that said, would not look like a particularly dynamic flying lion right now, if Atem were to suddenly become invisible.

A pensive hum, and:
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He sleeps a lot, but I've never seen him zonk out in somebody's arms before.
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-09-23 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jorgen who? He just about asks.

But, quashing the first syllable at the last second, Steve nods, smiles at Tybolt curled up in Atem's arms like a new nephew one more time, and stoops to start swabbing up the floor.

If it doesn't put the power of photography in his hands right now, he's not interested in venturing out of this cozy little scene into what monsters do in the dark, even if it's just Atem, and Atem would never make a victim out of someone who didn't deserve it.

Right?
]

I'm gonna go check on the dogs.

[ He says, once the tiles underfoot are squeaky clean again, collecting the empty bowl and jamming a thumb at the storeroom's singular exit. ]

Did you wanna stay here a while?
Edited 2021-09-23 01:49 (UTC)